Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Being nocturnal and getting bored!!



Hey people...

Who am i kidding, m talking to just 4 people here. thats not people... thats just sad..:P

Anyway, when i made this blog i said to myself " this will be fun, just have to write abt the crap in my brain and everyone can have a good laugh". But do you know what has passed my mind in the last 9 days?

Nothing.


Its been like 2 weeks now, i think, since the last time i slept like a normal human being. At the usual 1 am or something rather than 12pm.

Do you have any idea how it is like to sleep at bloody 12pm in the afternoon every day and wakeup at 10 pm at night? The worst part is i cant do anything at night coz if i make any noise i get thrashed by mom n sis in the morning.
All i do is hog all night, watch a movie, play games, edit pics, think about writing an other post but then kick my self in the butt because i suck.

I cant even go out at night because apparently it is not safe. An auntie said  " beta dont ever go out at night, this place is full of druggists. They will lure you in and destroy your life for ever and ever " 
But seriously HOW COOL IS THAT? I'll tell you, way cooler than what I do. and besides i could probably use the excitement.
If any family member is reading this, then yes i am kidding, and no i wont go out at night... jees...:P

Since i got over with my exams ive pretty much become useless. Some of you might say, i should get a job.
Sure i'll get a job tomorrow. no problem. even though i have no previous job experience, neither do i have any previous degree, nor do i talk very well. so ya.... pretty useless.
People say there are programs for people like me all over. :P ... in college i can opt for co-op studies which is basically a job as you study. so let me try my luck there.

anyway, a few days back i went to the Vancouver aquarium had an awesome time there. I took like 300 pics there out of which about 15-20 actually came out presentable. Ive been trying to edit the remaining 270 .
between picasa and photoshop cs4 and photoshop cs5, ive edited and deleted again edited and deleted 3 times already. Maybe because ive never really used photoshop before. But it is really cool. Ya. especially for people obsessed with beauty. or fat people.
but it really gets to another level with fashion photographers, magazines, celebs etc. no one really realizes this but all or atleast most of the pictures of celebs and models you see on the net is Photoshopped.

check this video out



Its a bit sad though, but also its hilarious.
I mean if you think about it now, there are so many celebs who "were" pretty but are now ugy..:P how do we know its not the photographers screwing with them?
Like Britney spears. how do we know that she was never actually pretty? how do i know that she wasnt the ugly lump of lard - flabby arms bla bla bla person that she is now?

it really screws with your head...

Any way i dont care. As long as i get to make fun of people, im cool. :D

2 comments:

Prateek Vijjay Vashistha said...

ya ... I totally agree with you. I frequently use Photoshop CS3 to edit photographs and I know it totally change the originality of the picture and shows us what we want. :P

Shiv Dev Singh said...

ya definitely... though what u do is like art. but whats really out there is pure dhoka...:P and its not like i dont edit my pics... but i work with colors and contrast only. :D cheers.